I went out to a jazz club last night.  I had a fabulous time.  We met the drummer.  Hello Kevin.  You are hella fine.  I introduced him to the girls I was with and they wet their pants.  We looked like groupies, which is especially whack for me because it was a straight establishment.  I discovered the “Duckie” which is my new favorite drink ever.  Well maybe not ever but at least for the time being.  Then we went to numbers and I made a drunk ass phone and made a total ass of myself.  Interesting.  Alrite, I’m feeling lazy so away I go.